So are you "The Sure Thing" or "A Sure Thing" ask yourself this question before you head out on to the town. Hey this is very important to know because ladies your taking your personal life into your own hands everytime you step foot into the world.

We've all been there your out with the girls on a Friday night and a few guys walk in, who make everyone in the room stop and stare. The boys walk up to the bar and scope the room looking for their next kill and as you smile your perfect smile and continue chatting with the girls as if you weren't interested. They start walking and it always looks as if they are heading towards you but of course they keep on walking to the corner where some overly done, and overtly done up girls are preening. They look too tanned, too highlighted, and there is way too much cleavage in the corner. Of course they'll smile smugly at you as they walk out with them in the palm of their hands.

Foiled again by the skank!

They are a creature so well known and feared by man and woman alike. They are known to travel in packs, dress well but light. You can usually hear them complaining of cold due to limited amounts of clothing. Warning, do not assume they are stupid, they are a crafty bunch.
Just because you went out on Friday night and no one checked you out does not mean you aren't hot. It just means they are looking for something else. Something quick, easy, painless and free. Hey they didn't have to buy that girl dinner and movie, maybe just one mediocre $10 Cosmo.

Don't be upset it's really not you, it's them. I know you didn't want to hear that, I hate saying it but it's true. The search isn't for a girlfriend it's for a girl, any girl. You may have been overlooked because you are just too fine and classy. Let it go! Don't go home and wait for Saturday night so you can pull out your skank wear from the back of your closet and get some. It's not worth it because Sunday morning when you roll over and have to figure out how to get out, and still keep your digninty intact, you'll have failed yourself. Oh by the way that's your dignity, it's next to your bra on the floor. This all probablly means you aren't going on a first date. That's right I said first date because you never had one to begin with and now that he's had you he has no incentive to wine and dine you.

Be the classy, sassy, smart girl that you and your parents are so proud of. Indulge in a little retail therapy a sassy girl could always use a new designer bag or pair of shoes. All right sometimes it takes 2 pairs of shoes to boost your ego.